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15 definitions by dudelookslikeachimp

 
15.
Something that is only unproven theory until after it has happened, that no one really understands why it is happening, and that will probably happen in the very near future, or not, no matter whose silly orders you follow.
The chances of you getting a college scholarship is like Global Warming.
by dudelookslikeachimp December 29, 2007