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SCP-096 is a Euclid-class SCP object. It is a tall (2.38 m) and emaciated pale humanoid. When someone views SCP-096's face, even indirectly, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress for 20 seconds. When it exits this stage, it will begin chasing that person at great speed (35+ km/h), with the intent of killing. However, viewing an artistic depiction of its face will not set off this reaction.
looks at SCP-096 's face,
dies
by dude511 February 03, 2013

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