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4 definitions by dude, where's my bagel?

 
1.
wii
"Wii" is the release name of the console codenamed Revolution by Nintendo Corporation due to be released in 2006.

It is pronounced similar to "we".
I'm going to play with my Wii.
by Dude, where's my bagel? April 27, 2006
 
2.
The bad guys from the Wolfenstein series of computer games.
BJ Blazkowicz single handedly won WWII by defeating the nazis.
by Dude, where's my bagel? July 12, 2006
 
3.
Canadian coffee and doughnut franchise named after the hockey player. Now a multimillion dollar business, and a staple of Canadian culture.

The coffee has a distinct flavour, which keeps customers coming back. There is an urban legend that Tim's puts nicotine in the coffee, but this has been debunked. Also known for their timbits which are cheap bite sized donuts.
Bob : Hey hoser, let's go get some Tim Horton's before we go to the hockey game.

Doug : I can't, eh? I have to take the dogsled in for repairs.
by dude, where's my bagel? July 27, 2005
 
4.
Exclamation frequently used by hockey commentators.
Gretzky on the breakaway, he shoots! he scores! (applause)
by dude, where's my bagel? July 27, 2005