to masturbate while fantasizing about having sex with Smurfette.
"Man, Smurfette was lookin so good on Saturday morning's episode...I just HAD to smurf off!"
when one woman knocks quietly but urgently on the door of a public restroom that another woman has been occupying for too damn long.
In an attempt to urge the bag lady in the bathroom at Starbucks to hurry the fuck up, Julie employed a bitch knock.
to go diarrhea; or to take an otherwise messy or explosive shit.
After all them nuclear hot wings Joe had to go drop off the slaughtered Cosby kids at the pool.
sex at work or on the job.
Desiree's been working so much lately the only booty she's been getting has been on-duty booty.
unlike "make it rain
" this is when you toss a crumpled up dollar bill next to a stripper who's performing onstage at a club.
Fat Eddy went up to the stage to make it lame with his seven dollars.
taking a shit, especially after lunch.
About an hour after lunch I spent a good ten minutes in the bathroom making room for dinner.
an ongoing battle during which a roommate or relative you live with (usually a brother) steals your socks cuz he or she is too lazy to do laundry.
My little brother and I have had such bitter sock wars for so long I've actually contemplated giving up wearing socks till I went off to college.