3 definitions by dstiles

n. The act of tasting and commenting upon the flavor found in one's semen after a handjob. Different from swallowing in that the ejaculate must be transferred from another area and not ejected into the mouth.
Man 1: "She gave me a handjob, then divulged the results of her royal tasting."
Man 2: "Lovely."
Man 1: "She said it tasted like salt and vinegar crisps."
Man 2: "I actually didn't want to know that."
by dstiles February 12, 2013
verb, also with n. forms. To be urgently requiring a dump, perhaps turtling or touching cloth, but having to pass a series of trials first. Since in this context you feel like you have a bomb in your intestine, it thus evokes feelings of being in the DS Visual Novel/Puzzler 999: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors.
Friend: Why'd you shit your pants, Joey?
Joey: I really needed a shit, but my dad started to write me up about the porn on my sister's computer. I was Triple Nining it for ages.
by dstiles October 07, 2013
n. Used mockingly to refer to graphical quality in video games. Often used in conjunction with a superlative, e.g. awesome, good, great, along with massive text speak. Originating from a mistype in the topic title of a topic on well known video game discussion board GameFAQs.
so i herd this gaem has gr8 gapgics...
by dstiles October 07, 2013

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