2 definitions by dstark

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All violins, violas, cellos and double basses have 2 holes either side of their bridge. These are, in fact, the instruments 'pair' of vaginas.
Dude, what are f holes?

F holes are it's pair of vaginas. That's how string instrumets mate. Endpin > either of the vaginas.
by dstark March 15, 2010

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The unfortunate medical condition of having wonkey nipples.

This can be applicable for both the male and female variaties.
Dude, that guy has wonkey nips... I can see them poking through his shirt!
Yeah, have you not heard? He suffers from the Holden syndrome. Poor guy.
by dstark March 11, 2010

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