An under age girl who doesn't mind receiving money for sexual favors.
Tom: Hey, that girl over there is looking real nice. Maybe I'll buy her a drink.
Eric: What? Don't you know she's under age?
Tom: Well maybe she's an Oklahoma Sugar Princess and I can have my way with her big black ass.
A pin sized web camera inserted into the eye of a penis facing outwards that has a live stream running 24 hours a day.
That North Dakota meat camera I installed yesterday was the best investment I ever made. Now you see what my dick sees.
That massive vein that runs on top of the penis. If used right could cause a hurricane.
Whenever I take a piss I can't help but notice that massive power vein.
A man who no matter what woman he fucks, he gets her pregnant. His ball bag will always provide the gift of life.
Krystal: I may have made a mistake last night. I slept with that new Russian guy.
Karen: Are you out of your mind. He has a Tulsa gift bag.
An Eskimo woman who has HIV or full blown AIDS.
Tom: Oh man I finally balled that Eskimo chick Cikuq this morning.
Johnson: Shit man! Don't you know she's a North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch.
Tom: OH FUCK!
When someone, probably in the porn business, gets their butthole botoxed so it's silky smooth and wrinkle free.
I bought 5 new pornos yesterday and in all 5 the girls obviously had a Hollywood balloon knot. Even one of the dudes had one.
A car with at least 4 dudes in it that travels around town looking for a lone woman to gang bang. The woman is usually left confused and bleeding when the deed is done.
It was late at night and most of the woman in the neighborhood knew better than to walk the streets for fear of being picked up by a Dallas Steak Taxi.