of or relating to the vagina;
that which is not the vagina or related in any way to the vagina itself but inexplicably reminds one of the vagina;
having a vagina-like quality;
a superlative appropriate for any occasion
Preston: Hey what say we hit taco bell on the way back to the dorm?
Nimrod: nah. how bout captain dave's seafood.
Preston: Not that place is totally vagalistic.
the process of sexing up a hottie then fleeing the scene never to be heard from again
distinguish from "a keeper"
Dudely dude: dude who was the hottie i saw you with last night?
Duder: oh dude that was shirley. bitch put the pussy on me last night
Dudely dude: keeper?
Duder: negative. tag and release.
Dudely dude: excellant
one whose doucheness is so ingrained or inherent to his existence that it travels everywhere with him;
the very person who is so totally douched up
Mr Dude: Fuck, here comes Nelson. I can't stand that idiot.
Uncle Dude: Dude is a portable douche kit.
Mr Dude: Thats refreshing.
term common among Catholic priest and used to describe the process of sodomizing a young acolyte as an initiation into the service of the priest and (and this is a purely incidental benefit) for the base sexual gratification of the priest.
the process of altering a young boys future by initiating him into homo-erotic behavior
what your uncle did to your cousin
Aunt Tittie: Cousin Johnny sure is an odd young man. He has so many nervous tics and habits.
Aunt Vaggie: What a shame and after Father Dicklicker spent soooo much time with him.
Aunt Tittie (light bulb above her head): Oh my, do you think Fr. Dicklicker was altering the boy?
the Zen-like state of mind when one may freely and with neither shame nor pride claim authorship of each and every gaseous release from ones ass
Old uncle dudely: catch that one you young whipper snapper and paint it green.
Young nephew duder: dude that is devastating. i am stupified not only by it's gnarly scent but by your anal openness.
Old uncle dudely: years in india my boy. years in india.
the one and only certain way to secure the attention, and, in turn, the services of a bitch in vegas
the act of removing your cash load from your left front pocket so the stripper/hooker/casino fly next to you will catch just enough of a glimpse to cause a small amount of blood to rush into her vagina thus jump starting the process which culminates 15 minutes later with standing up rooftop hotel sex
Rathe: Oh shit, Campo's reaching for his loot. He's gonna money whip that bitch.
Rocky: Is that teen spirit that I smell?
it's your penis dumb ass
your slick ass uncle who is always trying to bust it up on junior bitches
any teacher that you ever had
Cousin 1: What is mr dickster doing at the high school football game? dude doesn't even have kids.
Cousin 2: fucjer is hunting cheerleaders.
Cousin 1: nice.