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1 definition by drock1963

 
1.
A man's undergarment that acts as a modern day cod piece, enhancing the size of the genitalia. Typically thong or g-string style in bright or neon colors. This phrase is only used from the man's perspective, as no woman actually finds these undergarments attractive.
"Tonight, I'm wearing my awesome-pants."

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by drock1963 January 23, 2009