11 definitions by dreamz

Top Definition
A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.
Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."
by Dreamz August 21, 2008
to leave work early, but put down a later departure on your timesheet so you don’t get in trouble.
Guy 1: Did your boss let you bounce early?
Guy 2: Nah man, but it was New Year’s Eve so I had to cheat the sheet at least a couple of hours, yo.
by Dreamz January 13, 2008
An office intern who slacks off all day often times not returning to work after lunch.
Boss J: "Has anybody seen Catherine?"
Boss K: "She went to lunch, but that was 3 hours ago."
Boss J: "She's such a freakin' slacktern!"
by Dreamz August 21, 2008
1. To resist using the bathroom for as long as you can, inspired by necessity or laziness, thus acting like the animal.

2. To pick, fix your camel toe situation.

Definition 1:
K: "Can we stop at the next rest area? I gotta pee."
J: "No! C'mon just camel it out for another 100 miles."

Definition 2:
R: "Yo, be-yotch, nobody wants to see that munch. Camel it out!"
by Dreamz January 01, 2009
An office intern who slacks off all day often times not returning to work after lunch.
Boss J: "Has anybody seen Catherine?"
Boss K: "She went to lunch, but that was 3 hours ago."
Boss J: "She's such a freakin' slacktern!"
by Dreamz September 16, 2008
1. To resist using the bathroom for as long as you can, inspired by necessity or laziness, thus acting like the animal.

2. To pick, fix your camel toe situation.
Definition 1.
K: "Can we stop at the next rest area? I gotta pee."
J: "No! C'mon just camel it out for another 100 miles."

Definition 2.
R: "Yo, be-yotch, nobody wants to see that munch. Camel it out!"
by Dreamz November 20, 2008
ridiculously cruddy; can be used to describe the way one feels or a place.

Example 1
Girl 1: You haven't been to work in 3 days! What's wrong with you?
Girl 2: Leave me alone. I feel crudiculous from this cold!

Example 2
Girl 1: So, are you gonna date Ted?
Girl 2: Yeah, right. Have you seen his apartment? It's crudiculous.
by Dreamz April 07, 2009

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