When you go out in a new city and end up at a gaybar
Dude, that was the biggest Rainbow Mistake ever. I almost got powertopped in that bar.
A dance that can only be performed by a fat lady rolling her fists and pushing her palms down in the direction of the floor.
daaaaamn that lady was tearing it up on the dance floor!
Yeah, she was "baking the bread" hardcore!
you don't see it coming, but know when it hits you.
yep... it's cash money
you got a sneaky peppa this morning.
and loved it.
a date rapist that looks and smells like a greasy italian sausage, has an odd aneros fetish, enjoys the occasional "sneaky peppa" from behind and is registered as a level 5 sex offender.
"Dirty Tony" looks like a greasy sausage
to leave a teabag in the form of a tip
i've been teabagging so many waitresses lately.
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