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3 definitions by dr. janky

 
1.
Similar to a Fonzie; the epitome of coolness. A laid back individual that possesses the ability to bitch-slap someone into a previous week.
Hey, are you cool man?

Dude, I'm a total stuppy.
by dr. janky December 30, 2005
 
2.
One who acts like a ninja, but in reality is a pirate.
Hey, is the guy in the warehouse a ninja?

Nah, he's a total velten, man.
by dr. janky December 28, 2005
 
3.
A black girls asshole.
Rihanna's ghetto diamond is in the light.
by Dr. Janky August 07, 2014