When you have interracial sex while constantly interrupting with akward phrases like "sooo, how does it feel?" and "um, should i go harder? Softer?" You then finish by writing about your experience in the school newspaper.
Matt:"hey, am I doing OK?"
Erin:"matt, can you please just shut up and pink sock me?"
Matt:"well, I guess, but what if-"
*Erin puts bag over Matt's head*