11 definitions by dr. freeze

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1. the girl in your school or hood that everybody uses to fulfill sexual needs and/or desires and nothing else. this girl is not good for a relationship,but is the one who will prepare you for the real world. most men lose their virginity to such a girl.

2. Meg Griffin.
1. "We gonna hook your little brother up with Meg so he can bust his first nut. Check him,though,and tell him that ho just a practice girl."

2. "Meg, you can't be abstinant. You are what the guys call a practice girl."-Peter Griffin
by Dr. Freeze November 20, 2006

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1.)the daughter and teen protagonist on Family Guy.
i'd do her til the sun rises over pluto.

2.) Any girl who looks fine but has a f-ed up family you have to deal with.
1.) Damn,man, Meg just called Pater a fat bitch!

2.) She's hot and all, but she's a Meg Griffin beacuse her dad is a f-n retard.
by Dr. Freeze March 07, 2006

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1. Any person (usually male) who would rather indulge themselves in self-gratification than do actual work,often causing delays in work-related efforts.

2. Wal-Mart management and management trainees.
1. "We will have to wait until the procrastubators in this office get done with themsleves before we can proceed with our latest scam."

2. Nick: " What are you waiting on? The customer needs this item NOW!"
Nack: "I'm waiting for the procrastubators in Management to give me the access key. Right now, they are in another meeting."
Nick: "ANOTHER meeting? Gawd damn, that makes the third one this hour."
by Dr. Freeze October 17, 2007

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1.) Any woman who performs oral sex and anal sex at the same time, usually allowing the guy to put his penis in her mouth after he has had in the anus.

2.) The art of performing oral and anal sex at the same time. Also known as "Ass-to-Mouth" in some cultures.

3.) What Meg Griffin will be famous for in her collegiate years.
1.) "Damn, Joey, I didn't know your sister was an Icky Vicky."

2.)"I was going to do her until I found out she likes to do the Icky Vicky."

3.)"I'll even do a Icky Vicky for you, if it means I'll pass your Psych class,professor."- Meg
by Dr. Freeze April 25, 2007

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1.That fine coating of something that covers most reality show celebrities. Most recently seen on Tila Tequila and "I Love New York"'s Tiffany Pollard,it makes them appear to be unreal and seems to affect their judgment.

2.What must be on Meg Griffin since she has trouble being somebody on Family Guy.

3. What you smell on most department managers at Wal-Mart.
1. Tila Tequila has gone from erstwhile Internet porn star to pointless reality show diva whith her fine coat of Loser Dust still intact.

2. If the only atterntion Meg Griffin gets is from Neil Goldman, then she must have a fine coat of Loser Dust about her.

3. Joey was held back from being an assistant manager at Wal-Mart because of the obvious coating of Loser Dust he has from working as a department manager for so long.
by Dr. Freeze December 12, 2007

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1. A female antagonist on the Venture Brothers. Birth name Sheila, worked as a stripper or exotic dancer through college. Currently married to The Monarch whom she met at a party hosted by her then-boyfriend Phantom Limb. She now helps Monarch in his crusade against Dr. Venture. Usually dresses like Jackie Kennedy but will occasionally put on a butterfly-type outfit. Has a rough sounding voice often attributed to smoking 3 packs of cigarettes a day.

2. Any female who has to put up with their boyfriend/husband while he makes his rounds through comic-cons and cosplays and things of that nature. These women will often hook up with random strangers just to get out of the building for a while.
1. If she really worked at it, Dr. Girlfriend could kick way more ass than any of the other villains on that show.

2. Nick:"Yo, Jeremy, I just scored with a random chick at the Hilton!"

Jeremy:"You mean at the Hilton that's hosting Comic-Con?"

Nick:"Hell's yeah! I started talking up this Dr. Girlfriend while her man was busy with his trading card game. She gave me head and everything just so she could gets the hell outta there."

J: "Solid."
by Dr. Freeze January 07, 2009

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To define something in its simplest terms after something is explained in a complex form, making the simple person look like a dumbass since everyone understood it the first time.

Origin - Gilligan from Gilligan's Island. He always did this when the Professor explained why something did or did not work
Classic Gilliganism:

Professor: "In order to make this new coconut-based radio function properly, we need an new receiving antenna installed on top of that coconut tree by the lagoon. In order to properly support it, someone will have to be ambidextrous."

Gilligan: "Yeah, and they have to use both hands,too."
by Dr. Freeze July 04, 2009

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