1. The governing force by which the universe
is supposed to operate, but doesn't really.
Non-operation is defined
in the sense of a computer program having an error in its programming. Sense life has not crashed, we are forced to conclude that the universe
An extremely logical person will
attempt to relate
every event, emotion, and idea into a universal
truth and will
the entirety of their life to this
endeavor, possibly to the point of obsession. When they fail utterly they can only say that they did the most logical thing possible.
2. An excuse to ignore the emotions, logic, ability, or worth of others in order
to do whatever the hell one wants.
Boy: Why do you say that
Girl: Monkeys are invading
The boy looks
around the room.
Boy: But I do not see any monkeys. If monkeys are invading
everywhere then they should be here as well. Therefore I am forced to conclude that
your statement is false unless
you have some other information
to show me otherwise.
Girl: Stop being so damn
logical! It was a freaking joke, you damn
bastard! I HATE YOU! #@$&%#&@$&%#@$&!!!