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16 definitions by dr lina p

 
1.
The letter between k and q in the alphabet. The twelfth letter of the alphabet.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENOPEE, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
by Dr Lina P July 17, 2009
 
2.
1. A sound made by drums that is made after a comedian tells a joke that needs a little push.

2. A sound one makes to signify that a lame joke has been told.
1. Comedian: why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Drums: Ba Dum Tsh
2. Comedian: why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Steve: Ba Dum Tsh!
by Dr Lina P July 14, 2009
 
3.
A social network for those who sport red felt hats shaped like truncated cones. aka fez hats.
Jesus (haysoos): Hey, Jonah, wanna chat on Fezbook?
Jonah: Sure, dude!
Bob: Can I join?
Jesus: No! You look awful in a fez!
by Dr Lina P September 13, 2009
 
4.
Any opportunity one has to shop. A combo of the words "shop" and "opportunity".
Lisa: We were gonna go skiing, but I think we just passed a mall.

Anne: We can ski any time! Right now we can't afford to pass up this shopportunity.
by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009
 
5.
What AC stands for according to Spongebob Squarepants.
Spongebob: AC. (looks at air conditioning button in ship) That stands for automatic clasitionata, which is fancy fancy talk for let's get this party started!
by Dr Lina P July 18, 2009
 
6.
When guys are especially cocky about their junk.
Steve: dude! I'm HUGE!
Bob: Quit being so egotesticle!
by Dr Lina P September 13, 2009
 
7.
1. The medical condition in which one spends way too much time being anti social and hanging out on urban dictionary.

2. A condition in which one can not complete a sentence without the use of an urban dictionary word.
1. Jim: Hey Dave, whatcha doin?
Dave: Can't talk, posting definitions.
Jim: Why don't we hang out when your urbandictionaria has cleared up.

2. Warren: Dude, this is the shiznit, look at all those women, it's a freakin march of dimes. Oooh, except for her, she's a butter face.
Trevor: You have really bad urbandictionaria.
by Dr Lina P July 14, 2009