17 definitions by dpcx alpha male

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TITS THAT BIG SO BIG THEY'RE LIKE HAVING 2 SCUD MISSLES LAY ON YOUR CHEST AND HAVE THE BREATHING CUT OFF. PITTED AREOLAS, AND NIPPLES THE SIZE OF HAND GRENADES. UNDER THE TITS IS SWEAT, AND OLD POWDER,, AND SMELLY PERFUME TO HISE THE MASS DESTRUCTION OF THE PENIS AND ITS FUNCTIONS.
MY EX HAD TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, I HAD 2 FUCKIN HERINIA,, LETTING HER PUT THEM THINGS ON MY BALLS...OUCH!!

HEY BUDDDY,, GET THE FUCK OUT THE WAY,, HERE COMES THAT CHICK, SHE'S GOT TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, DONT WALK BEHIND HER DUDE,,YOU'LL SINK IN THE DEEP LINES, AND NEVER BE FOUND AGAIN!!

MA WOMAN SLAPPED ME CROSS THE FACE WITH THEM TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, I HAD TO HAVE MY JAW WIRED.
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 02, 2009
Love is what i have in my heart for you

Overpowering all bad things in my world is the good i get from yours

Vibrant is what our love is about ... alive with passion

Extra special is how you make me feel

Ass is what i call you lol

Gratitude is what i have for having met you

Everything is what i want to experience with you, no matter what it is, it'll be new and loving
that is what Loveage is all about
by Dpcx Alpha Male August 27, 2009
1. A MAN WITH A DEATHWISH THAT HAS NOTHING TO LOSE

2. A TALIBAN FIGHTER THAT PLEDGED TO DIE AND FEARS NOTHING
HEY, I HEAR THEIR PAYING GUNT MANGLERS TOP MONEY, FUCK IF I'LL DO THAT, MY LIFES WORTH MORE
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 01, 2009
1. when a broad has one of theose slimmey clammy cunts,that looks dead and devours cocks like a venus flytrap

2. when a shaved pussy resembles a bowl of pork rinds

3. her pussy reminded me of 3 pounds of head cheese left out in the sun for a few hours
man i had my cock in a chick with pigskin pussy, the labia had like thorns and ratty hairs and shit,, was like fucking a sty!!

hey man,, i just fucked a chick with pigskin pussy she told me the jets would win if i did man did i get fucked big time, reminded me of a bowl of pork rinds !!

jesus ,, did you get a wiff of that pussy, reminded me of old head cheese
by Dpcx Alpha Male August 26, 2009
1. HARDENED GUNT CHEESE THAT COVERS THEN GUNT AND NEEDS TO BE BROKEN OFF WITH A CHIPPING GUN/JACKHAMMER

2. A SELF DEFENSE SLIME THAT THE GUNT OOZES OUT AND COVERS ITSELF
HOLY SHIT THAT GUNTCRETE IS SOME TOUGH SHIT TO CRACK
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 02, 2009
WHEN A MAN IS IN HEAT AND STARTS GUNT MANGLING HIS OVER WEIGHT COW LOOKING WOMAN

WHEN A GUY WITH A DEATH WISH MANGLES HIS WIFE'S ORANGUTAN GUNT WITH BBQ TONGS
HOLY WOW, THAT GUNT MANGLING IS SOME SHITY WORK

HOLY SHIT THAT DUDE'S BEEN GUNT MAGLING THAT CHICK SO HE GET A SEMI WOODY, HEY ROY,, HOW LONG YOU BEEN GUNT MAGLING BERTHA?
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 01, 2009
a condition, that arises from a fat douche bag, that has a gunt doesnt wash and the skin becomes rew, smelly,gooy, and stinks like true fromunda cheese, like sewage, or a shit pit
WTF???? man i tried to buy some things at the store, the chick that waited me had that thing called "gunt rash' smell,, she was fat, dirty and gross to the fucking max

friend: well, yeah, did you ask her to do the honorable thing and just fucking do society a favor and think of hanging herself?

no but she was flaunting that smell, and then bent down,, do you fucking believe her gunt was visible from the back?? this wad of flesh just stood out, like hanging curtains!!

friend: then just get her shower hooks and sop and go fuck yourself and her you fucking needy man!
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 07, 2009

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