2 definitions by downtownbrowntown

Top Definition
Similar to the chemical substances testosterone and estrogen, the release of this invisible, yet very real hormone, makes a human female completely irresistible and alluring. Released only rarely, swagmones make a female more confident, sexy, and almost intimidating to the opposite sex due to the amount of swag radiating from her. Her dance moves are sexier, her lips are plumper, and her booty has never been tighter. During a period of random release, it is scientifically proven that men will have immediate, long lasting erections, buy more drinks, and follow the female around like a lost puppy.
Today my hot coworker slipped me his number, I got asked on a date on the subway, and my ex slam-piece texted me that he misses me. Girl, my swagmones are out of control!
by DowntownBrowntown September 13, 2013
a scrawny little shitbag that leaves a night out early to go home... turning his phone off in the process so that he becomes un-contactable
I don't know, I think he's done a fucking Twanger
by downtownbrowntown July 09, 2010

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.