3 definitions by douknowchriso

Top Definition
A person of moronic stature, generally a new boyfriend of your ex-girlfriend that you find to be a total idiot.
Yeah, she's dating some new guy that sells Saturn's. He's a chucklehead.
#douchebag #idiot #moron #jealous #slut
by douknowchriso July 30, 2008
The progressive stages of advancement and rejection in the make out process (Go for Boobs = Offense, Get pushed away = Defense)
Kelby: Did you score?

Pete: No, I just played offense-defense all night....
#kissing #make out #score #laid #rejection
by douknowchriso July 30, 2008
To shit oneself while shopping at Wal-Mart
Sorry honey, we gotta hit the road... I just shmarted all over the kid playing Playstation
#shart #fart #poop #doo doo #excrement
by douknowchriso July 30, 2008
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