1 definition by douglas p randle

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an elder woman's vagina. often saggy, stanky, and just plain old looking. like a war relic. in need of douching or some good quality soap or some shit.
Damn it Agnes, your damned musty hole is stinking up the place! Get yo' self some neutrogena!
by douglas p randle September 09, 2009

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