3 definitions by dordan jewert

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an undercover lesbian. one that portrays to be a lesbian in order to score men. could also be a real lesbian but has moments where men seem more appealing (usually high/drunk).
damnnnn, look at that girl score all those chicks. such a carpet gypsy.
by dordan jewert April 22, 2009

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when one stands up from a seat and a large, sweaty imprint of their butt remains.
joe stood up to get off the bus and didn't realize he left a butt stamp on the seat. all the other passengers refused to sit there and eyed joe as he exited the bus.
by dordan jewert July 29, 2009

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synonymous with "whatever floats your boat" and the new and absolutely phenomenal "whatever lifts your luggage".
well, i don't particularly care for butt humping my pets... but whatever sucks your straw, pete.
by dordan jewert May 15, 2010

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