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6 definitions by doombadger

 
1.
A female who feels incomplete unless swinging from clunge. Often, although not exclusively, accompanied by barely contained feelings of anger, bitterness and superiority stemming from unresolved conflict issues and penis envy. Used as a more colloquial term than Big Fat Angry Lezzer.
'So Tom, how was the party?'
'Well Claire it was great. Right up until the part where i got set upon by this pair of angry, based-up clungemonkeys!'
by doombadger April 25, 2010
 
2.
A variation on bagpiping in which a man puts his throbbing stonker in the back of someones knee.
John: I met this bird at a party the other night. I took her home to smash her pasty but she was on the blob so I ended up giving her a dirty pimp limp.

Dave: Top drawer mate.
by Doombadger October 26, 2010
 
3.
1. A person who is such a massive twat that they more accurately ressemble a big, quivvering sack of twats.

2. A womans pants.
1. 'What's happened Tom? I thought you and Claire were talking again?'
'Well thats right, we were. Until, that was, she unintentionally reminded me of what a complete fucking twatsack she really is.'

2. 'I tell you what Tim, have you got any babywipes? I've been stomping so hard in that sweaty mosh I really should have planned ahead and brought some clean twatsacks with me. They're kicking out right offensive mate.'
by doombadger April 25, 2010
 
4.
Fur-bi-cide (noun) - The deliberate and systematic destruction, in whole or in part, of the entire planet's supply of Furbies.

The term "Furbicide" did not exist before 1998. It is a very specific term, referring to violent crimes committed against Furbies with the intent to destroy the existence of the things. Human rights, as laid out in the US Bill of Rights or the 1948 United Nations Universal Declaration of Human Rights, concern the rights of individuals and as such do not included these annoying, plastic fucktards.
Tom: So I hear your little Kieth got a Furby for Christmas, Sarah.
Sarah: Yes! Yes he did.
Tom: I hear they're awesome....
Sarah: YOU HEARD WRONG! LIES IT'S ALL LIES. THEY'RE ENTERTAINING AND CUTE FOR ABOUT A DAY BUT THEN THEY WON'T SHUT UP NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO THEY KEEP TALKING AND TALKING AND TALKING AND YOU CAN'T TAKE THE BATTERIES OUT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FIND THE LITTLE SCREWDRIVER AND THEY KEEP TALKING AND TALKING ALL THE FUCKING TIME UNTIL YOU HIT THEM WITH FUCKING HAMMERS!!!
Tom: Wow, are you okay? What are you gonna do?
Sarah: Furbicide!!
by Doombadger September 15, 2013
 
5.
A term used to describe how someone looks in a picture edited and doctored in photoshop. Can be used either as a compliment to both model and photog for a job well done or disparagingly to describe someone who looks epicly fit in a pic but in actual reality is as rough as a dogs rotting corpse.
Mate, Faye and Abi both look utterly Photoshop beautiful on FB right now. You gotta check it out you'll spooge.

Well mate i'm gutted. In her pic on Plenty Of Fish she look well fucking tasty but when I saw her in the pub she was such a fucking pig I nearly vomited up a lung. Photoshop beautiful and nothing else. Fail
by doombadger December 22, 2010
 
6.
Fu-cku-ppery (verb) {fuh-kuh-per-ree} : The act one engages in either intentionally or unintentionally, whilst aiming to get themselves well and truly fucked up. This may achieved through either;

1) a state of inebriation induced by overindulgence of either alcohol or drugs - prescription or illicit, or;

2) a state of personal and interpersonal apoptosis resulting from a lifestyle choice or course of action designed to bring about a fall from grace.

3) any combination of the above.

A period of fuckuppery may last anything from a few minutes, as in the case of Nitrous Oxide or DMT, up to months or even years in the case of severe occupational drug use, alcohol dependency, unwillingness to take responsibility for the consequences of ones own actions and watching television.

Whilst short-term fuckuppery can be excellent as social lubricant, stress reliever and dating aid long-term fuckuppery is very rarely beneficial in any way other than comedy value.
Now that's what I call fucking fierce, man. Ah well, never mind. I never did like that fucking evil blonde twatsack anyway. Merry Christmas and seasons fuckuppery to you and your kin!!
by doombadger December 22, 2010