A fecal specimen which straddles the porcelain coast
, partially in and partially out of the water. An amphibian is neither a floater
nor a sinker
, until forced back into the icy depths. Usually type 3 or 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
Amphibians rarely go undetected because they are very heavy breathers
. But if they do go unnoticed and manage to survive the whirlpool
they are likely to expire on shore and become a sticktite
Hey Todd, have you ever noticed the the amphibian assault effect up on 12 every Thursday morning? You think it has anything to do with Bagel Wednesday?