1 definition by donutfetish

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This happens when you run out of toilet paper and your shit hardens around your asshole forming a thick crust giving it the appearance of a chocolate donut. This does not apply to black people.
my friends saw my crusty anus ring making them want to eat it out like a chocolate donut.
by donutfetish October 17, 2011

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