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1 definition by dont hurt my bestfriend

noun; a total dousche bag who leads on girls and plays them. he is a fucking fuck face who is a dick head. if you have met one of these you will know by the awkward way he tucks in his shirt or his gross facial hair, or his grimy girlfriend. seek immidiate help if you find your self in an "clayton situtation".
A. Clayton
by dont hurt my bestfriend November 03, 2010