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pronounced ash folt is reference to a hard rock-like material used for the pavement of roadways or structures designated for vehicles. Should not be associated or confused with asphalt aes folt which directly translates in meaning to "slow" "retarded" or "mentally challenged". Individuals who commonly mistake in saying aes folt instead of ash folt are, through scientific research, proven to be cronic maturbators and/or in most cases unnaturally stupid.
The construction workers replaced the asphalt ash folt on the highway earlier today.

My friend Justin is slightly asphalt aes folt.
by don'tyougomessinwithme February 10, 2011
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