7 definitions by dogpish

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clitoris
How's your spam bean?
by dogpish July 28, 2010

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to have homosexual (male) sex
to drop anchor in poo harbour:

Alan: I'm sorry Fred, I'm not sure what you mean about Peter...

Fred: Well, let's just say he drops anchor in Poo Harbour.
by dogpish July 28, 2010

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(west of scotland) a fit or hot girl usually wearing something that appeals. Not an exact science but I would say under 25.
did you see that wee unit?

or

Q: How was the gig?
A: Shite. But the whole place was full of wee units.
by dogpish July 28, 2010

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Used when someone is switching lights off and on more than would constitute normal usage. Forgewood being the scummy area of Motherwell. Also has standard response 'nah, too many people'.
A: It's like a fucking Forgewood disco in here.
B: Nah, too many people
by dogpish July 28, 2010

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scottish rhyming slang
hoover
I made a hell of a mess, had to get the roots manuva out
by dogpish July 28, 2010

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a fit or hot girl of non local appearance. Typically asian, latin or mixed race
(walking down a busy street)

Roy: did you see that wee exotica waiting at the cash machine there?

Gavin: Aye, no bad.
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Same principal as a teabag (To lower your body as to dip the testicles into an other's mouth)...

Only the teabagger is wearing a kilt.
Lamp Shade

How was Mike's wedding?

Pretty good I think. I can't remember much after lampshading the bridesmaid.
by dogpish July 28, 2010

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