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2 definitions by dodd yo

 
1.
a b/s 360 melon. i call it that cos i say stooopid things.
check and mate.
ye duuuude that was a gnarly melzar he busted out. that was dope. he musta been stoked maaaaaan.
by dodd yo January 01, 2004
 
2.
at first it was a mis-spelling of 'fucktard' but due to my stooopidness i made it cooler by ... typing it in messenger.
check and mate.
dude you fucktarf!! that was a bike!
by dodd yo January 01, 2004