14 definitions by doctor whom

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A satire, parody, or mockery.
"Look at this scary fundamentalist Web site. I can't believe that anyone would say such things and mean them." "They don't. It's obviously a pisstake."
#satire #parody #irony #take the piss #taking the piss
by Doctor Whom November 15, 2005
A retort that means, "What you've just said is plainly not true, although I certainly wish it were."
"I'm never going to call or e-mail you again." "If only!"

"Aren't you worried about the Republicans? Once they get into office, they'll reduce the size of government." "If only!"
by Doctor Whom July 15, 2005
famous with no discernible justification; having a fame that feeds solely on itself rather than any talent or other personal merit
"What's that person known for?"

"Does it matter? He's famous for being famous."
#professional celebrity #celebutante #paris hilton #mock star #wiki-famous #tara reid #rula lenska
by Doctor Whom February 20, 2008
IPU
An abbreviation for Invisible Pink Unicorn, common in Internet discussion fora.
Faith tells us that the IPU is pink. Logic tells us that the IPU is invisible, since we cannot see Her.
by Doctor Whom May 23, 2005
A rhetorical question, asked in an ironic sense, derived from a supposed conservative tendency to view disagreement as unpatriotic. It is chiefly used in two situations: when a non-conservative points out something damning to the orthodoxy, and when a conservative says soemthing that reveals hypocrisy.
"So, then, gay marriage will destroy society, but Abu Ghraib was perfectly okay?" "Why do you hate America so much?"

"I'm all for free enterprise, but when companies start offering domestic-partner benefits, free enterprise has gone too far." "Why do you hate America so much?"
by Doctor Whom May 22, 2005
The Evil Atheist Conspiracy, or EAC, is a satire of the views that many believers hold regarding atheists. According to the story, the EAC plans to conquer the world, persecute Christians, and abolish everything good. Comments on the EAC frequently involve black helicopters, mind-control rays, and members' duty to deny the existence of the EAC.
"The newspaper printed my letter to the editor on the Establishment Clause." "Excellent work. Your commendation will soon arrive from Evil Atheist Conspiracy HQ by black helicopter -- or at least it would if the EAC existed."
#eac #atheist #atheism #satire #invisible pink unicorn #flying spaghetti monster
by Doctor Whom November 02, 2005
A mythical device often mentioned on Internet discussion fora, the irony meter is a device for measuring unintentional irony. It is best known for breaking or exploding when the irony becomes too strong.
That politician's speech last night caused sparks to shoot out of my irony meter.
#irony #ironic #bullshit meter #religious right #sarcasmometer
by Doctor Whom October 31, 2005
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