2 definitions by dj z00l4nd3r

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A hastily performed manuver put into motion while under the survailence of a snooping maid in a hotel room while masterbating w/o the use of pron (visualizing) where one first pulls sheets over erect penis and masterfully rolls in the oposite direction of the peering intruder.
John: Dood member that one time Je almost got caught jerking off...
Kyle: Yea but he played it off with a Cuban Tuck and Roll so hes all good.
John: Wow what a fagg.
by dj z00l4nd3r October 25, 2006

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The act of one man snorting a line of cocaine off another mans erect penis. The longer the penis the greater the high.
Bill: Weird... my dicks hard as a rock!
Frank: Rly? Wanna go Ruby Tuesday?
by dj z00l4nd3r October 25, 2006

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