A couch that is free because it has contracted AIDs from its previous owners. Often sports a horrendous floral pattern with obvious ejaculate stains, but hey it's free.
"Man, we have no furniture to sit on" Dude 1
"Why don't you pick up an AIDs couch" Dude 2 (Hopefully joking)
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