A pair of dentures in a wig.
Also the wife of our PATHETIC prime minister.
She spends her time wasting tax payers money on her hair cuts for her studpid appearances that no one gives a shit about.
She never smiles and she looks as happy as a bulldog licking piss off a stinging nettle.
Cherie blairs spent a total of £7000 on keeping her hair 'presentable' whilst out doing fuck knows what.
Thanks for wasting money you ugly trout.