This is an awesome city in the western region of Ohio. They are well known for their athletic abilities and good school district. Although many of them are scrubby, most are pretty cool coming from someone who's been there before. Contrary to popular belief, most people actually wind up leaving because they aren't freaking retarded. Many wind up in new states quite frankly. They also really know how to throw a party and the cops aren't very strict.
John: Hey, wanna go to Coldwater? I know some people down there.
Jerry: Sure! This should be awesome!
John: Yeah, he's gonna throw an awesome party. It's gonna be sweet.