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3 definitions by dirty microphone

 
1.
a person who leaves cryptic messages in their status or on people's walls to elicit comments such as "what?" "do tell" and "are you OK?" or just to seem mysterious and inaccessible.
Facebook tease (status update) "re-thinking things ..."
Facebook tease (status update) "the devil you know or the devil you don't know?"
Facebook tease (on a wall) "let's do that thing we talked about"
Facebook tease (on a wall) "sending you a private message about what happened last night"
by dirty microphone January 20, 2010
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2.
Frequently updating your status update with commentary about a live event. Akin to "live blogging".
I'm live facebooking the Olympics.
by dirty microphone February 12, 2010
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3.
1. Featuring someone or something to a ridiculous extent on a blog with no sense of objectivity or self awareness.

2. Verbal masturbation on a blog
Blogsturbation: Perez Hilton can't stop blogsturbating to Lady Gaga.

Blogsturbation: Anything John Mayer writes in blog form.
by dirty microphone January 28, 2010
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