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1 definition by dirty mccurdy

 
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Shelby is a big butt having, stupid face wearing, stank ass smelling sack of poo.This whore will draw you in with her satan pussy and trap your dick in its vice like grip. she will drag you into the pits of relationship hell with her constant bitching and moaning. her bipolar ass will make your head spin from the constant mood change. if you have ropes or knives or guns in your house remove them before dating this cunt not because shes going to kill you but rather that youll want to end your own fucking life at the very sound of her voice. however this bitch does make a mean spaghetti.
i could almost marry this shelby for her food skills.
by dirty mccurdy September 20, 2010