54 definitions by dirty sanchez

When a male takes his hand and grabs his sweaty balls and twirls them around inside his pants creating a creamy fluid and then wipes it all over the space between the upper lip and nose of another person.
That sick ass faggot gave me a testache.
by Dirty Sanchez August 01, 2003
Performing a twirling maneouver during sexual activity.
Those two homeless men performed an underflip last night on the steps of the public library.
by Dirty Sanchez June 05, 2004
Jizzing in your hand and giving a face wash with it.
Dude, I just gave my bitch a facecloth.
by Dirty Sanchez December 10, 2003
Your pink instrument, your purple headed warrior, it stands to attention when played.
"I'm going to play my pink oboe"
by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003
a white boy living in the burbs of philly who always wears beanies and thinks he is black
K-web is such a nukka jung.
by Dirty Sanchez March 09, 2005
A fat ugly girl whom is jizzed upon during the eating of an apple.
She was sitting under the apple tree and someone randomly slimy sally'd her.
by Dirty Sanchez June 05, 2004
A rather odd gathering of male homosexuals. One man is tied to a chair with his arms behind his back while three other naked men masturbate and then try and hit the tied up man's mouth with their spewing manhood.
Sigfried and Roy were involved in a firing squad last night.
by Dirty Sanchez August 01, 2003

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