54 definitions by dirty sanchez

Slack jawed, saggy titted, burger faced harridan. Easily detected by the trail of dribbled food and bin juice it leaves in its wake. Normally has a shopping trolley in its front garden.
We ALL know one of these, don't we?
by Dirty Sanchez May 01, 2003
1. The answer to any question, especially a stupid or inappropriate one.

2. What it is that I fucked last night.
1- Q: Hey, what time is it?
A: Your mom's sweet asshole.

2- After your dad gave me head last night, i finished myself off when i fucked your mom's sweet asshole.
by dirty sanchez October 11, 2004
The description of doing some heavy lifting on your penis after having a session of tough wanking and collecting some of the swet beneath it on the tip of your indexing finger and flipping it onto other peoples faces.
The bitch was arguing with me so I gave her a litle koelnisch wasser in the face. I didn't pay her...
by Dirty Sanchez June 29, 2004
to make doodoo in the water tank of a toilet
That guy richie is a real dickhead, so I gave him the upper deck the other night at his keg party.
by dirty sanchez July 14, 2002
The tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.
Rock Hudson always took time to have a nutritional treat of boy butter.
by dirty sanchez July 01, 2003
What you say when the man is razzin' you.
"hey aren't you that du-"


"hey punk"

"hey i thought i told yo-"
by dirty sanchez May 07, 2003
giving a girlsome double penetration
hey mate - do you think that girl would be interested in a twos-up???
by Dirty Sanchez December 13, 2003
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