2 definitions by dinner dog

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A young caucasion male usually between 12 to 25 years of age(although specimins as young as 7 and as old as 30 have been reported)who either thinks he is or wants to be black.They listen to extremely lame rap(lil waye,Birdman,50 cent,G-unit,Flo Rider,Souljah boi tellem and other foolishly and or fatally untalented rappers).Usually seen wearing imitation baseball caps,low cut t shirts,doo rags,bandanas,hoodies,tracsuitpants,skate shoes,sunglasses,chains and other assorted "bling bling"etc.The average wigger acts tough but is always a complete coward especially when alone so they always travel in huge packs and congregate on street corners and are seen harrassing elderly citizens and young children and bragging about how they 'beat up that cop'(lie)or how they 'robbed that asiasn cunts' store or how they 'fucked dat hot chick last friday'(also lies).Wiggers will only attack when in large numbers and when they do they show little mercy and signs of discipline,prefering to use human wave style tactics against the weakest and smallest prey in an attempt to reduce any other possible opponets will to fight.Although it is possible to physically beat off these attacks the best defense when alone is the use of wepons such as baseball bats,knives and in extreme cases firearms(even the smallest .22 pocket pistol will cause a gang of 300 wiggers armed with bats,knives etc to shit their pants 2 million times each and run away at full speed)and other lethal weapons.However when the opponent is in numbers(over 2 people)most gangs of wiggers even with weapons will be to scared to attack and will leave immediatly.The language of wiggers is although occaisionly humorous,is hard to understand as it is a rip off of ebonics which sounds very strange when spoken by a white male.Most commonly used words and phrases are Yo,Homie,Gat,Piece,how we do,bust a cap,wat up,its cool,dog,brutha,homeboy,girl,dick,fuck,cunt,shit,hater,crew,da,paya,sick and other idiotic terms.Despite their faults wiggers are highly succsessful breeders impregnating there ugly slut girlfriends with wretched babies who usually become wiggers themselves due too extreme lack of parental guidance.If old and intelligent enough for a drivers licence wiggers may aquire a car which is usually a piece of crap.wiggers spend thousands of dollars(source of money unkown) on useless modifications for their vehicles.Wiggers will have little or no respect for non black people but in the prescence of a black male they will morph into full on arselickers which the said black male will find pathetic(although humorous).Wiggers are terrified of the dark due to wigger folklore tales of multiracial gangs that stalk the streets at night hunting for lone wiggers,therfore wiggers will never go out at after dark unless acompanied by at least 4 "homeboys".The wigger scourge has spawned several sub species such as: Chavs(UK):similar to wiggers that have infested most of britain with no signs of slowing. Lads(AU):A multiracial version of the common british Chav that are becoming an increasing phenomenom in Australia. Ulehs(AU)Lads of Lebanese descent. Chigga's(US)Asian wiggers. Crab Gangsters(Worldwide)A sect of crab people that has abadoned its evil crab roots to pursue a more human lifestyle.Hated by all other crab people
bunch of wiggers on the corner:wigger 1:Yeah Bro i kicked that cunts arse wigger 2:yeh dawg he was playa hatin so he had it coming Old man walks past Wigger 3:Ay man wat yo lookin at Wigger 2:yeah old man get yo wrinkly arse out of here befor we fuck you up Wiggers surround old man and old man pulls out a gun Wigger 1:Yo dog why yo playa hatin? old man shoots all three.
by dinner dog August 03, 2009
Despite what most idiotic 12 year old americans think(eg truth and justice)the soviet union was not an evil empire.Formed in 1922 by Vladmir Lenin after the russian revoloution in 1917 and civil war the Communistsoviet union or USSR(CCCP in russian) would have been a great place but lenin died early and was replaced by Joseph Stalin who was a communist version of George Bushor Adolf Hitler.Stalin and hitler formed a secret alliance but in 1941 Nazi Germany foolishly invaded the soviet union.The Soviet Red Army was nearly destroyed under the relentless nazi advance.But when the nazis reached Moscow in the winter of 1941 the soviets managed to regroup and counterattack and drive the nazis back.The nazis then focused on the oil fields in southern russia but lost an entire army group(nearly 2 million men)in the factory city of stalingrad in the winter of 1942.The nazis final offensive at kursk in 1943 was stopped at a heavy cost for the soviets they had the nazis on the run and by 1945 they reached the nazi capital of berlin and after a bloody battle the red flag was flying over the german Reichstag(parliament building).During the soviet advance red army soldiers had seen the aftermath of many nazi atrosities and in turn had inflicted many atrocities on german civilians but it was no where near as bad as what the nazis did. And although stalin was a totalitarian who violentley supressed religion he built up the countries industry and economy which was the only good thing he did but most Soviet leaders after him were much better. Although many people say the soviet union was an aggressive dictatorship but they have overlooked many american faults such as the legality of the Ku Klux Klan,supression of minorities,the red scare,invasions of Cambodia,Nicaraugua,Panama,El Salvador,Honduaras,Grenada,The Dominican republic,Iraq (all in the name of democracy)and numerous interventions eg Korea and vietnam which made those countries worse off,support for zionist israel and suplying weapons to osama bin laden and sadamm huesein. But enough of political bullshit. The soviet union during the cold war had the largest military and the second largest economy in the world.The first man in space was soviet.Although soviet citizens had less rights then the average american citizen healthcare was free and housing was more affordable.when political reformist Mikhail Gorbachev came to power he started to reform the economy(perestroika) and political system(demokratizatsiya) but hard line communists did not like these reforms resulting in the august coup.Although the coup was crushed the soviet union finally and peacefully split up(unlike Yugoslavia).
the Soviet Union and USA were equal evils both equally responsible for death,destruction and opression. Teacher:what have we learned today class? Students:Superpowers are gay
by dinner dog July 31, 2009

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