5 definitions by dingus_brody

Top Definition
Putting a sparkler up someone's ass before performing anal sex.
Gary burned his dick while flashing Tom.
by dingus_brody August 11, 2011
Buttering someone's ass with a dull knife and sea salt before performing anal sex.
Rod love to Sea Sharp before gargling with orange soda and pop rocks.
by dingus_brody August 11, 2011
Putting a metal or metallic flashlight (or lighter) in to someones ass to perform anal sex. In which the "receiver's" nose lights up like Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer.
After Steve "silver lighted" Bill, he no longer needed a night light to find his way to the refrigerator. And Bill could also auto-light his own farts.
by dingus_brody August 11, 2011
Putting coffee beans up someone's ass before performing anal sex.
Tom was upset after being Java'd, as he typically prefers decaf.
by dingus_brody August 11, 2011
Inserting a pair of low power reading glasses up someone's ass before performing anal sex.
After a long night of visual basic, Bill left in the morning. George then happily read Cannery Row after finding a pair of reading glasses under the sheets.
by dingus_brody August 11, 2011

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