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17 definitions by dilary huff

 
8.
That god-awful 2007 movie with Lindsay Lohan. She played a stripper with one leg and one arm. And she had a twin that her dad stole from his mom's fetus.

The movie came out after she was charged for DUI and cocaine possession, making her a bigging laughingstock than she already was. Quite a feat.
"In the gory psychological thriller “I Know Who Killed Me,” Ms. Lohan plays a wealthy college student who writes fiction, excels at the piano and refuses to sleep with her boyfriend...(and also plays) a stripper with a crackhead mom. No prizes for guessing which performance is more believable."
--Jeanette Catsoulis, New York Times
by dilary huff August 10, 2007
 
9.
Showing that one is completely serious.
Lindsay Lohan's performance in I Know Who Killed Me sucked; she couldn't say one thing with a straight face.
by dilary huff August 08, 2007
 
10.
Susan Lucci is an actress who was on the American soap opera "All My Children." She was nominated for a Daytime Emmy 19 times, losing every time until she finally won in 1999.

In pop culture references, Susan Lucci is someone (or people) who is often in the running to win, yet consistently loses.
I've been up for student president every year, yet I never win! I'm sick of being the Susan Lucci of the school.
by dilary huff May 12, 2008
 
11.
One of the dozens of slang terms used by Beavis and Butt-head. Buttknocker could refer to
a)A homosexual, as anal sex is the only form of intercourse for gay men, or
b)An erection in somebody's ass, referring to pulling out and then tapping and wiping the semen on said ass.
Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head! I'm gonna play drums on your nads with my foot!
Butt-head: I'd like to see you try, buttknocker!
Beavis: Don't call me that, Butt-head! (Beavis kicks Butt-head in the testicles)
by dilary huff April 24, 2008
 
12.
A jerkoff/wanker. An epithet used frequently by Butt-head to Beavis on Beavis and Butt-head.
"Beavis, you monkeyspank, you'll never get laid because nobody likes you, you're not good at anything and you're a dumbass"
by dilary huff August 31, 2007
 
13.
A magazine featuring naked gay men. The homosexual male equilivant to Playgirl.
Did you see that gay guy in Playguy?
by dilary huff December 10, 2005
 
14.
A calculator joke, similar to 55378008. Read as loose upside down
A prostitute visited troops in Iraq, and did each 5,000 member, plus the LT, seven times.
(5000+1)(7)=35007
by dilary huff August 16, 2007