868 definitions by diego

Cotton mouth is not only a very dry mouth from smoking pot, but involves having small bits of mucus and spit, lining mainly the roof of your mouth feeling like cotton when you rub your tounge against it.
"Man I got chronic cotton mouth at the moment."
by Diego August 17, 2003
1. Something that is stolen.
2. A situation or place that is very suspicious and improper for the conducting of illegal business. ie. If the police are nearby or the neighbours would promptly call them if they saw anything 'suss' going down.
3. Used to describe a phone that you have been using to sell drug's and that you think might be tapped.
4. 'Red hot' - To describe any extreme of the above definition's.
1. "I've got some 'hot phones' at the moment if you want to buy one cheap."
2. "This 'chop spot' is 'red hot'! Let's roll."
3. "I'm getting a new number tommorow, this one is getting way too hot!"
by Diego July 20, 2003
A TV show that films police arresting very small-time criminals.

EXAMPLE OF TACTICS USED:

A) A group of 5 tough-looking undercover officers ask a skinny little kid to buy $10 worth of weed. They then arrest him. Who wouldn't buy a bag of weed if you thought it would save you from being murdered by a group of thugs?

B) Prostitutes asking men if they want a $5 fuck. Then arresting them. I'd pay any half-decent chick $5 for a fuck.
That sort of behaviour is called 'entrapment' in Australia...None of that shit would ever hold up in court.
by Diego November 09, 2003
The spitroast is a degrading sexual position to any female who is fucked in the ass/pussy doggystyle while on all fours sucking another dudes cock. The spitroast has special rules which must be abided by, ie. the code of the spitroast.
1. No crossing swords.
2. When eye contact is made a high five must be given.
3. Which dude will recieve the blowjob and which guy will fuck her doggy, must be prederteremined before the spitroast.
This is to avoid the complicated situations when both males only wish to get oral from a less than average female, or when both wish to fuck a rare 'honey' that can be conned into a spitroast.

If the males raise their arms towards each other at 45* angles and hold hands over the girl, the position becomes known as a 'sydney harbour bridge'.

If a 3rd guy can somehow manage to fuck the girl in her other hole then this is known as a 'double adaptor spitroast.

If instead the 3rd guy joins the action by wanking over the females back or breasts, then the position is known as a 'lathe'.
Dude 1 : "Man, we should put that 'honey' on the spit."
Dude 2 : "Nah...she looks a bit classy to want a spitroast."
Dude 3 : "She looks like a girl who would get excited if I joined in for a lathe (prounced 'lay-th')."
by Diego August 15, 2003
Urban Slang For Weed.
"Buddha in the lefthand, courvoisier in the right."
by Diego July 30, 2003
Drive or move slowly on foot, on the way to do an illegal job.
"Let's creep on this muh-fucka."
"Let's creep around to tha back entry."
by Diego July 18, 2003
1. A hustler (prostitute).
2. A slut, ho, whore, chicken or slapper.
1. Roll slow, so that we can throw some eggs at the hussy on this corner.
2. That bitch is such a fucken hussy, hooking up with like 10 guys a week.
by Diego September 29, 2003

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