A wannabe scenester, usually between the ages of 11 and 14. Has not grasped the fact that "scene" is fucking stupid and overdone now. They are usually found at shows of bands they have never heard of and your local mall.
Person A: Hey! Look at those eighth graders with their ratty black and piss yellow hair and 10 pounds of eyeliner!
Person B: Yeah, we call dem bitties in deese parts ova hurr.