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Having sex up against a wall with a fat girl wearing a tight girdle, the skirt of which rubs the base of your dick raw!
"Did I see you at it with Fat Annie round the back just now, Dude?" Yeah! I need ointment! I was really Grinding the Turtle!
by dickkidido February 25, 2011