A swift, decisive punch to the abdomen. Should the individual be pregnant, it would most likely cause a spontaneous abortion.
An abortion punched must be 'called out' so that is fair game. Much like the
Nolan: I abortion punched that pregnant girl so hard her baby shot out at 65 miles per hour and killed that Vietnam war widow!
A type of playground antic where one student runs at a high speed, leaps on top of another student, takes them to the ground while pantomiming committing a brutal rape, and flees after committing the act. See also:
Whip and Run
Steve: Man, I showed that mentally handicapped first grader the true meaning of Rape and Run.
The act of hitting someone in the genitals.
One is required to say "Ball Tag" before they smack them so that it is a fair call.
Nick: Hey Nolan!
Nick: What do you think of Mr. Moor...BALL TAG!
Nolan: UGH! *falls over crying*
A open palmed slap to the female genitals.
The male version of this slap is the
. Typically has to be called before the act so that it is fair game.
Nolan: I cooter cudgeled Emily with with a knitting needle last night!
Steve: GOOD GAME!
Nolan: OWWW! I think you popped one of my hemorrhoids.
A type of playground antic where a student hurls a container of nasty liquid or semi-liquid foddstuffs into a large crowd of people, then flees the scene.
Johnny didn't understand the concept of Whip and Run, thus he chucked a brick at a pregnant woman giving her a spontaneous abortion.
The terrible aching pain, usually in the elbow, that can result from giving someone a true
Steve: I think i got Ass Elbow
Nolan: I need a doctor, really, if this hemorrhoid gets infected, I could die.
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