A genius. The greatest game designer who has ever lived. Inventor of Mario and Legend of Zelda. Without him, Nintendo probably would have gone bankrupt. See god
A Miyamoto quote (this might not be exactly right): "What if everything you see is more than what you see. What if the person next to you is a warrior, and the empty space is a doorway into another world? What if something happens that shouldn't? You either ignore it, or accept that there is more to this world than you know. Prehaps it really is a doorway, and if you choose to go through, you will find many unexpected things.
A interesting and mysterious man who neither a bar, nor a hole, yet is capable of feats that astound the world. Also rumored to be a secret agent.
Once a millenium, as the heavenly bodies line up and the sun is forgotten, a plague of evil claims the land. As the people prey for a defender, a spark of hope can be found, for the bar has been cast unto the hole, and a champion has been born. Such is the barhole.