13 definitions by derick nobcheese

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The only presendent of the United States of America to be all most assassinated by a pretzil.
Oh my god he must be a dumb fuck!!!
by Derick Nobcheese December 09, 2004
A fucking shithole full of scummers, one of the worst places to live in the UK. They have a shit football team that are currently sitting at the bottom of the english premier league. The team is so shit that they had to steal local rivals manager and players. They are so shit that they couldn't hold a decent event. This year portsmouth is holding two big international events, one to celebrate the battle of trafalgar and the other is the international vestival of the sea. Southampton can only hold a shitty boat show each year. If you have chance to go to Southampton, don't go there. The only decent thing about Southampton is the option not to go there!!
To find Southampton on the map, look for the arse crack at the bottom of the UK, and follow it right to the shitty base. The you will see Southampton.
by Derick Nobcheese February 24, 2005
The best FPS game ever made!
Man goldeneye is a fucking good game

See perfect dark for another great FPS game
by derick nobcheese November 20, 2003
This is a fucking great game. The graphics are brilliant and the movement was slick. I was playing this game day and night, because it was very addictive. The game was made by the best game developers in the world called rare ware, this company was brought out by the bastard "corporation" mircosoft!!!! Perfect Dark was technically better than goldeneye but goldeneye had the edge, because it was so good!!! Rare should stayed with nintendo, because now rare will make good game but not brilliant games.
Perfect Dark has a good character called elvis he was a alian.
by derick nobcheese November 21, 2003
A word that was made up when I was mashing the keyboard to pretend I was working in class at college.

Is the process of mashing the keyboard, to pretend that you are working on something.
Mike: Shit get of that porn the boss is comming through.

Dave: We better nukio to pretend that we are working.

Mike: Good idea the bastard will never know.
by Derick Nobcheese September 23, 2004
A person that sticks to you like a annoying piece of shit that won't drop into the pan, even when you wiggle really hard. That you have to bounce on the toilet seat and clench your buttocks and open quick to hop fully let it go.
Derick: Sam fuck off why don't you!

Sam: What have I done?.......

Derick: Shagged my wife and sold the photo's on ebay©!!!

Sam: Can you forgive me?

Derick: FUCK off!!!

Sam: Go on...........

Derick: Fuck off you quackpot!!!!
by Derick Nobcheese August 24, 2004
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