1 definition by derfogel

Top Definition
Sören equals God. His phallus is like horse penis combined with a whale dick. Usain Bolt is jealous of his gluteus maximus. He is a white Ronnie Coleman and a black Arnold Schwarzenegger. His biceps contains more mass than his brain. He ist the ultimate Modern Warfare 2 bash0r and PS3 fuck0r. People eat his sperm for proteins and testosteron that he sells for 1000 EURO per shot. People once saw him building a bridge with his penis over a huge river to save a cat.
Sören ? He is OMNIPOTENT
by derfogel February 04, 2010

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