also, argualbly, maybe, perhaps etc.
Means yes (but I don't want to admit it).
Did you sleep with that minger last night?
I might, possibly, have been massively wasted last night.
You wanna come smoke some tree?
A kebabulance, (like an ambulance) is a real life saver when pissed
or otherwise intoxicated
. This casually vomit adorned kebab
van will sell you the most astonishingly flavoured lamb of your life and set you up well for a glorious hangover
Fuck me I'm pissed! Find me a kebabulance before I die!
I need a kebabulance before I need an ambulance.
n. Snake bite and black, snakey b, fighting juice etc.
An intoxicating mixture of cider, beer and blackcurrent (preferably cheap, not Ribena).
Best made with ludicrously strong scrumpy and Tenants' Super.
Mate, let's hit the purple nasty and get proper cunted.
Fuck, dude, look at that vom! He's totally been on the purple nasty!
n. (abbr. )Mother Fucking Dog Cunt
Advanced, insulting form of mofo
reserved for the most thoroughly unpleasent sort of chaps. Should not be used in the greeting of close friends unless familiar with your warped mind.
"Shit mate! That wanker just keyed your motor! What a mofodocu!"