1 definition by dec &ross

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the body hair that grows from ur arse cheeks, and catches all ur shit crumbs and makes it look like a baboons backside!!!
hey simon wilkinson, u monkey arse raping butt plugger, u stink of shit and u have a beard growing from ur arse!!!!!(no, wait, its just ur lanky bumcress!!!)
by dec &ross October 08, 2005

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