A breed of Guido
only spotted during the colder, snowy months of the year. Unlike the regular Guido which can be spotted by it's signature "popped collar
", the Michigan Guido uses a scarf worn indoors to signify his faggotry
with a shirt one-half size too small, as to sell tickets to his gun show. Also worth noting, this particular breed (because let's be honest, any Guido is sub-human) will have the typical pursed lips, over-sized fake diamond earring, Oompa
-Loompa tan, and non-gelled Wop-Dago hair. Not to outdone by their Jersey counterparts, what they lack in spikey Aqua-Nettitude, they make up for in utter fucktardation, with a dash of douchebaggery, and a heaping load of assfaggery.
I swear to Christ if that fucking Michigan Guido moved my barstool one more time I would have set his scarf on fire had I a little moar
whiskey in my system, and if somebody wouldn't have stopped me.